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jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via hotboyproblems)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via que-sara-sera)

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via que-sara-sera)

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via hate)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via laugh-at-nuh-nuh-nothing)

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via stylinsos)